just survived the first fart of the relationship.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
