have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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