Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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