She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She's JV to your varsity
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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