Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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