Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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