The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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