toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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