I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
a search helicopter?!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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