Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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