I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
