Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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