see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
How's work?
Spinning.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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