My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
