fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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