your room smells of hookers.
And success
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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