i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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