I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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