My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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