I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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