that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
