Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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