My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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