Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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