yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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