Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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