Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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