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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
