Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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