was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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