please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I don't think brook has ever known best
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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