From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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