My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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