You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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