one two three fourrrrnication!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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