So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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