Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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