3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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