I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is Oprah even human
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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