whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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