No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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