Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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