dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
His hands were made for my vagina.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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