Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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