rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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