Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
how does that bad decision feel?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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