make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
