i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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