The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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