Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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